D. Wobbly
When you drive so wobbly it looks like you’re trying to dance while your car is on fire.
He got D. Wobbly and almost crashed into a trash can because he was drinking soda and beer.
My brother got D. Wobbly and swerved into a parking lot while singing a song badly.
She got D. Wobbly and made the cop give her a warning because she was cute.