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Dad Limb
A word that sounds like a dad is screaming in a gym during a really bad game.
'Dad Limb!' he said when his team lost 100 to 1.
She texted me 'Dad Limb!' because her coffee was cold.
He said 'Dad Limb!' when his cat knocked over his cereal.
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Dad Limb
A funny way to say 'damn' that makes your dad seem like a superhero who just got insulted.
My dad said 'Dad Limb!' when my mom forgot his birthday.
She used 'Dad Limb!' when her car broke down in the middle of nowhere.
He yelled 'Dad Limb!' when his dog ate his shoes.
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Dad Limb
A word that makes your dad feel like he's the king of the universe and also really annoyed.
'Dad Limb!' he yelled when my brother failed math again.
She said 'Dad Limb!' when her dog ran into the neighbor's yard.
He used 'Dad Limb!' when his phone dropped into the toilet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Limb
A word your dad uses to show he's both angry and proud of himself at the same time.
He said 'Dad Limb!' when my brother failed math again.
She used 'Dad Limb!' when her dog ran into the neighbor's yard.
He shouted 'Dad Limb!' when his phone dropped into the toilet.
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Dad Lattergrass
A man who howls at the moon and eats your lunch because he's mad about the 70's.
'Dad Lattergrass just ate my sandwich. I think he's mad about the 70's.'
'He howled at the moon last night. I think he's planning a sandwich war.'
'Why is Dad Lattergrass wearing a leisure suit? He's probably plotting a 70's revenge.'
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Dad Lattergrass
A man who turns into a wolf when your mom makes bad decisions.
'Dad Lattergrass came out of the closet. Your mom made a bad decision.'
'He howled at the moon again. Your mom's choices are driving him crazy.'
'He turned into a wolf because your mom tried to start a band.'
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Dad Lattergrass
A man who lives in the 70's and eats your homework when you're not looking.
'Dad Lattergrass ate my math homework. I think he's from the 70's.'
'He turned my essay into a wolf. I got an F because of the 70's.'
'He lives in the 70's and eats your homework. You're doomed.'
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Dad Knees
Dad knees are when a man’s shorts sit so high on his legs it looks like he’s wearing a fanny pack. Dads from the 90s and early 2000s are the main culprits. They’re like the ugly stepchild of fashion.
My dad’s knees look like they’re about to explode from all the cheese he eats.
At the park, the dad knees are the only thing louder than his kids’ screaming.
He wears those shorts like they’re a second skin, even when they’re falling off.
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Dad Knees
A dad knee is the worst kind of broken thing. It’s not just broken, it’s dead. You can’t fix it. It’s like the saddest version of a toaster.
My phone is a dad knee. It doesn’t work, and I don’t care if it ever does again.
That chair? It’s a dad knee. It’s been broken for years and still doesn’t want to be fixed.
My dad’s knee is a dad knee. It’s been broken for three decades and it’s still not working.
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Dad Knees
Dad knees are the best thing on a golf course and lake shore. They’re usually wearing khaki cargo shorts and they’re perfect. They’re not too skinny, but they’re not too fat either. They just look like they’ve been there for a while.
My dad’s knees are the best part of his golf game. They look like they’ve been there since the 80s.
At the lake, the dad knees are the only thing that beats the sunburn.
My cousin’s knees are like dad knees. They’re just there, looking strong and confident.
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Dad Joke Day
Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. On this day you gotta endure the worst puns ever made and pretend you find them funny or you’ll be roasted for life.
My dad said, 'I’m not fat. I’m a little occupied.' I threw a pillow at him.
My mom laughed at the joke about the chicken crossing the road. I cried.
My brother told a joke about a banana. I asked why he didn’t just throw it out.
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Dad Joke Day
Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. You are forced to hear the same bad jokes over and over until you lose your mind and start yelling.
My dad told the joke about the duck and the bear. I told him to shut up and go to sleep.
My sister made me listen to three jokes about the moon. I asked why the moon was so dramatic.
My dad told a joke about a tomato. I asked why it wasn’t just a vegetable.
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Dad Joke Day
Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. It’s the day you get to suffer through the worst punchlines and hope your dad doesn’t die of pride.
My dad told the joke about the pizza and the pie. I told him I’d rather eat a brick.
My brother laughed at the joke about the cow. I told him he was a cow too.
My mom told me a joke about a fish. I told her I was going to throw her in the ocean.
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Dad Joke
A joke so bad it makes your teeth hurt. Dads use these to show off their terrible sense of humor, like they think they're Robin Williams.
'I am hungry,' says the kid. Dad replies, 'Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.' The kid stares at him like he just killed a puppy.
'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get to the other side.' Dad says that like it's the best punchline ever.
Dad: 'I'm not fat, I'm a little round.' The whole family knows he's just trying to avoid a diet.
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Dad Joke
A joke so bad it makes you want to punch the person who told it. Usually comes out during speeches when no one is looking.
At a wedding, the dad says, 'Love is like a pizza... it's always good.' The bride looks like she wants to cry.
At a 18th birthday party, the dad says, 'You're not old, you're just a little mature.' The kid looks like he's about to die.
At a 21st birthday, the dad says, 'Wine is the only thing that will help you forget this day.' The guests all agree.
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Dad Joke
A joke so cheesy it could melt a cheeseburger. Dads use these to act cool, like they're trying to be funny.
Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little behind.' The whole family is just tired of his nonsense.
Dad says, 'I didn't fail, I just had a little delay.' No one knows what he's talking about.
Dad says, 'I'm not a bad dad, I'm just a little slow.' The kids all groan.
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Dad Joke
A joke so bad it might as well be a death sentence. Dads tell these like they’re comedians, but no one is laughing.
Dad says, 'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.' No one even smiled.
Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm a little down.' Everyone is just sad.
Dad says, 'I didn't miss the bus, I just had a little delay.' The whole family is now annoyed.
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Dad Joke
A joke so good it should be illegal. Mark Hamill tells these like they’re the best thing ever.
Mark Hamill says, 'I'm not old, I'm just a little experienced.' The whole room is shocked.
Mark Hamill says, 'I didn't fail, I just had a little delay.' Everyone is now confused.
Mark Hamill says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little behind.' The crowd is now laughing.
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Dad Joke
A joke so good it deserves a standing ovation. These are the jokes that make your day and your dad's ego.
Dad says, 'I'm not fat, I'm a little round.' The whole family claps.
Dad says, 'I didn't miss the bus, I just had a little delay.' The whole room is laughing.
Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little behind.' The kids all shout, 'We know!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Joke
A joke so dumb it makes your brain hurt. Dads tell these to their kids like they're trying to be funny.
Dad says, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' The kid rolls their eyes.
Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little slow.' The kids all groan.
Dad says, 'I didn't fail, I just had a little delay.' No one is even paying attention.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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