Dad Lattergrass

'Dad Lattergrass just ate my sandwich. I think he's mad about the 70's.'

'He howled at the moon last night. I think he's planning a sandwich war.'

'Why is Dad Lattergrass wearing a leisure suit? He's probably plotting a 70's revenge.'

'Dad Lattergrass came out of the closet. Your mom made a bad decision.'

'He howled at the moon again. Your mom's choices are driving him crazy.'

'He turned into a wolf because your mom tried to start a band.'

'Dad Lattergrass ate my math homework. I think he's from the 70's.'

'He turned my essay into a wolf. I got an F because of the 70's.'

'He lives in the 70's and eats your homework. You're doomed.'