Dad Joke
A joke so dumb it makes your brain hurt. Dads tell these to their kids like they're trying to be funny.
Dad says, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' The kid rolls their eyes.
Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little slow.' The kids all groan.
Dad says, 'I didn't fail, I just had a little delay.' No one is even paying attention.