Dad Knees
Dad knees are the best thing on a golf course and lake shore. They’re usually wearing khaki cargo shorts and they’re perfect. They’re not too skinny, but they’re not too fat either. They just look like they’ve been there for a while.
My dad’s knees are the best part of his golf game. They look like they’ve been there since the 80s.
At the lake, the dad knees are the only thing that beats the sunburn.
My cousin’s knees are like dad knees. They’re just there, looking strong and confident.