Dad Knees

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Dad knees are when a man’s shorts sit so high on his legs it looks like he’s wearing a fanny pack. Dads from the 90s and early 2000s are the main culprits. They’re like the ugly stepchild of fashion.
My dad’s knees look like they’re about to explode from all the cheese he eats.
At the park, the dad knees are the only thing louder than his kids’ screaming.
He wears those shorts like they’re a second skin, even when they’re falling off.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad knee is the worst kind of broken thing. It’s not just broken, it’s dead. You can’t fix it. It’s like the saddest version of a toaster.
My phone is a dad knee. It doesn’t work, and I don’t care if it ever does again.
That chair? It’s a dad knee. It’s been broken for years and still doesn’t want to be fixed.
My dad’s knee is a dad knee. It’s been broken for three decades and it’s still not working.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dad knees are the best thing on a golf course and lake shore. They’re usually wearing khaki cargo shorts and they’re perfect. They’re not too skinny, but they’re not too fat either. They just look like they’ve been there for a while.
My dad’s knees are the best part of his golf game. They look like they’ve been there since the 80s.
At the lake, the dad knees are the only thing that beats the sunburn.
My cousin’s knees are like dad knees. They’re just there, looking strong and confident.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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