Dad Knees
A dad knee is the worst kind of broken thing. It’s not just broken, it’s dead. You can’t fix it. It’s like the saddest version of a toaster.
My phone is a dad knee. It doesn’t work, and I don’t care if it ever does again.
That chair? It’s a dad knee. It’s been broken for years and still doesn’t want to be fixed.
My dad’s knee is a dad knee. It’s been broken for three decades and it’s still not working.