Dad Joke
A joke so bad it might as well be a death sentence. Dads tell these like they’re comedians, but no one is laughing.
Dad says, 'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.' No one even smiled.
Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm a little down.' Everyone is just sad.
Dad says, 'I didn't miss the bus, I just had a little delay.' The whole family is now annoyed.