Dad Joke
A joke so good it deserves a standing ovation. These are the jokes that make your day and your dad's ego.
Dad says, 'I'm not fat, I'm a little round.' The whole family claps.
Dad says, 'I didn't miss the bus, I just had a little delay.' The whole room is laughing.
Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little behind.' The kids all shout, 'We know!'