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A gross video where a man in his 40s gets anally and orally fucked by two women who look like they just came out of a meat locker. It’s not as bad as Tubgirl, but it’s still a nightmare.

Frank Iero. That’s it. No more. No less.

Frank Iero. Again. Why is this a separate definition? Just say Frank Iero again.

The one guy at a party who doesn’t get drunk because he knows if he does, his parents will show up and ruin everything. He’s like the human version of a fire alarm.

A shock video from the 2000s where a guy gets double-fucked by two women while Def Leppard plays in the background. It’s like the worst concert ever.

A dad takes off his pants like he just survived a war. He might even chug a beer like it's his last drink.

A dad lets his pants hang loose because he's too tired to care. He might even drink a beer like it's a life preserver.

A dad lets his pants hang like a defeated soldier. He might even drink a beer like it's a medal of honor.

The man who plays the dad in the most cursed video game ever made. He’s got the voice of a god and the patience of a saint who just got hit by a truck full of screaming kids.

Your dad is the original Fam Boi. He’s the guy who got stuck with the most annoying kid in the whole world and still somehow manages to be cool about it.

Music your dad blasts so loud it vibrates your teeth and makes you want to punch him. Think ACDC, Bon Jovi, and John Farnham. It's like he's trying to turn your brain into a blender.

The kind of music that makes Jason cry like a baby when he's sad. It’s like he’s listening to his feelings being screamed into a karaoke machine.

Music that sounds like a grunge band took a nap and woke up with no idea what they were doing. It’s the kind of song your divorced dad listens to when he’s trying to forget his ex and his bad life choices.

A beer so weak it makes your dad look like a baby. Dads and fake dads chug this because it’s like drinking water with a hint of regret.

The only beer dad would ever drink if he had a choice. It’s like a beer for people who don’t want to feel alive.

A beer that tastes like a dad’s excuse for not doing chores. Dads drink it because it’s the only thing that doesn’t make them feel guilty.

A dad lip is when your mustache looks like it was hacked off with a rusty knife and the stubble is longer than the dirt lip, making you look like a man who just got out of prison and still smells like a dead raccoon.

A dad lip is when your mustache is halfway there, like you gave up on a full beard and just said, 'I’m not going to be a man, I’m going to be a tired man.'

A dad lip is when your mustache looks like it was grown by a kid who just got done with math homework and still smells like a cheeseburger.

A loud, angry word people shout when they're super mad and want to curse but don't want to say the real one.