Dad Party
The one guy at a party who doesn’t get drunk because he knows if he does, his parents will show up and ruin everything. He’s like the human version of a fire alarm.
My friend is the Dad Party guy. He doesn’t even drink because he’s afraid his dad will show up.
I was the Dad Party guy once. My parents showed up and I had to go home early.
The Dad Party guy is the only one who doesn’t get drunk at parties.