Dad Missile - A beer that tastes like a dad’s excuse for not doing chores.

A beer that tastes like a dad’s excuse for not doing chores. Dads drink it because it’s the only thing that doesn’t make them feel guilty.

Dad drinks this because he’s too lazy to feel guilty.

Stepdad called it 'the beer of excuses.' I think he’s right.

This beer is the reason I don’t do my homework.