Dad Pants
A dad lets his pants hang loose because he's too tired to care. He might even drink a beer like it's a life preserver.
Dad walks in, pants hanging like a broken tent, and grabs a beer like it's a lifeline.
Dad unzips his pants and says, 'I'm not gonna die today.'
Dad slumps on the couch, pants loose, and drinks a beer like it's the only thing keeping him alive.