Dad Lip
A dad lip is when your mustache is halfway there, like you gave up on a full beard and just said, 'I’m not going to be a man, I’m going to be a tired man.'
I have a dad lip so bad, my son thinks I’m a failed superhero.
My dad lip is so long, I could use it to mop the floor.
I tried to grow a mustache, but it just looked like I got into a fight with a beard.