Dad Music

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Music your dad blasts so loud it vibrates your teeth and makes you want to punch him. Think ACDC, Bon Jovi, and John Farnham. It's like he's trying to turn your brain into a blender.

'Hey man, I love this song!'

'Turn it off, it's dad music!'

'If you don't shut this off, I'll shut you up for good.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The kind of music that makes Jason cry like a baby when he's sad. It’s like he’s listening to his feelings being screamed into a karaoke machine.

'I miss my ex!'

'This song is the reason I’m sad!'

'Why is this song so long? I’m still sad!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Music that sounds like a grunge band took a nap and woke up with no idea what they were doing. It’s the kind of song your divorced dad listens to when he’s trying to forget his ex and his bad life choices.

'This song is so bad it's good!'

'Why does this chorus repeat like a broken record?'

'I wish I could just disappear into this song.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago