Dad Joke Day

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Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. On this day you gotta endure the worst puns ever made and pretend you find them funny or you’ll be roasted for life.

My dad said, 'I’m not fat. I’m a little occupied.' I threw a pillow at him.

My mom laughed at the joke about the chicken crossing the road. I cried.

My brother told a joke about a banana. I asked why he didn’t just throw it out.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. You are forced to hear the same bad jokes over and over until you lose your mind and start yelling.

My dad told the joke about the duck and the bear. I told him to shut up and go to sleep.

My sister made me listen to three jokes about the moon. I asked why the moon was so dramatic.

My dad told a joke about a tomato. I asked why it wasn’t just a vegetable.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. It’s the day you get to suffer through the worst punchlines and hope your dad doesn’t die of pride.

My dad told the joke about the pizza and the pie. I told him I’d rather eat a brick.

My brother laughed at the joke about the cow. I told him he was a cow too.

My mom told me a joke about a fish. I told her I was going to throw her in the ocean.

by Slangipedia 15d ago