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Dad-stache
A dad-stache is what happens when a man’s face is covered in hair like a raccoon got drunk and painted it. It only grows when your kid starts calling you 'dude' instead of 'dad.'
My dad’s dad-stache is so thick, it has its own ZIP code.
My dad’s dad-stache is so bad, it gave my brother nightmares.
My dad’s dad-stache is like a hair monster living on his face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-stache
A dad-stache is the kind of moustache that makes you want to burn your face off. It only shows up when your kid starts talking back and your wife leaves you for a guy with a clean shave.
My dad’s dad-stache is so bad, it got its own Instagram page.
My dad’s dad-stache is so thick, it’s like a curtain.
My dad’s dad-stache is so big, it’s like a second mouth.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-or-Creeper
A game where you and your friends try to figure out if a hot girl is with her dad or with some gross old man who smells like mothballs and regret.
That girl with the dad who still wears cargo pants? Definitely not a creep. Probably just a dad who forgot how to dress.
That guy in the coffee shop? He looks like he’s been dead for 20 years. That girl is definitely dating a creeper.
My cousin’s teacher? She’s got a crush on him. But that man has a beard that looks like a raccoon threw up on him. She’s with a dad, not a creep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-or-Creeper
You and your friends look at a couple and bet on whether the hot girl is with her dad or with a man who looks like he’s been hiding in a basement for 30 years.
That guy at the mall? He’s got a face like a potato. Definitely a creep. Not a dad.
My sister’s friend’s teacher? He’s got a mustache that looks like it’s trying to escape. She’s with a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the park? He’s got a face like a used sock. That girl is definitely with a creep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-or-Creeper
You and your friends try to guess if a hot girl is with her dad or with some old man who looks like he’s been dead for a decade and smells like a gym sock.
That guy in the grocery store? He looks like he’s been dead for 10 years. That girl is with a creep.
My uncle’s friend? He’s got a face like a used napkin. He’s a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the movie theater? He smells like old pizza and regret. That girl is with a creep, not a dad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-or-Creeper
You and your friends look at a couple and try to guess if the hot girl is with her dad or with some old man who looks like he’s been stuck in a time capsule since the 70s.
That guy at the bus stop? He looks like he’s been stuck in the 70s. Definitely a creep.
My friend’s teacher? He has a face like a used sock. That’s a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the gym? He smells like old gym socks and regret. That girl is with a creep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-or-Creeper
A game where you and your friends try to figure out if a hot girl is with her dad or with some old man who looks like he’s been dead for 20 years and smells like a gym sock.
That guy at the mall? He looks like he’s been dead for 20 years. Definitely a creep.
My cousin’s teacher? He’s got a face like a used napkin. That’s a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the park? He smells like old pizza and regret. That girl is with a creep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-o-phile
A girl who thinks her dad is cooler than her friends and spends all her time with him instead of hanging out with the people who actually like her.
I'd rather go to the mall with my dad than go to the mall with my friends.
Dad said he'll take me to the movies if I don't hang out with them.
My dad is funnier than my friends, so I'm staying with him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-o-phile
A girl who gets more attention from her dad than her friends and thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread.
My dad says I'm the best daughter ever, so I don't need friends.
He gave me a cookie and said I'm better than my friends.
Dad told me my friends are just jealous of me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-o-phile
A girl who would rather be stuck with her dad than be stuck with her friends and acts like she's the only one who matters.
My dad is taking me to the park instead of hanging out with my friends.
I'm with my dad, and my friends are stuck with their parents.
I'd rather be yelled at by my dad than laughed at by my friends.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gro
When your dad is so angry he looks like he’s about to explode and then you realize he’s just mad because he forgot his coffee.
Dad-gro at 7:03 AM because he missed his first sip of coffee.
He yelled at the mailman for not bringing the newspaper fast enough.
He tried to kill the toaster because it didn’t pop his waffles right.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gro
Your dad’s face when he thinks he’s being funny, but it’s just him being a loud, smelly, middle-aged man.
He told a joke about his old job and it took 10 minutes.
He tried to do a karate kick and tripped over the cat.
He said, 'I was a rockstar once,' and no one believed him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gro
When your dad gets so annoyed he starts talking to the TV like it’s his best friend and it’s not even on.
He yelled at the TV for not playing his favorite show.
He asked the TV if it wanted to go out to eat.
He told the TV he was going to beat it up if it didn’t shut up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gro
Your dad’s version of being cool is just him yelling at everything and pretending he’s in a movie.
He screamed, 'I am the legend of this house!' while eating cereal.
He shouted, 'This is the final battle!' when he spilled his coffee.
He yelled, 'I am the chosen one!' when he lost his keys.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gro
When your dad’s anger is so big it makes the dog run away and the cat hide in the closet.
He yelled at the dog for stealing his sock and the cat ran into the closet.
He was so mad he forgot to breathe for 10 seconds.
He screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gazing
When your dad is too lazy to leave the jobsite and wants to keep chatting like he's still in high school.
Dad: 'I’m not going home yet. I got one more story to tell.'
Dad: 'I’m not done talking about that coffee I had at 3 a. m.'
Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still on the clock.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gazing
When your dad stays on the jobsite because he thinks he’s still a tough guy and doesn’t want to admit he’s tired.
Dad: 'I’m not tired. I’m just taking a break.'
Dad: 'I’m still working. I’m just working with my mouth.'
Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still in the game.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gazing
When your dad refuses to go home because he’s too proud to show he’s beat up after a twelve-hour day.
Dad: 'I’m not beat up. I’m just feeling the work.'
Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still winning.'
Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still a man.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gazing
When your dad sits around on the jobsite like he’s still in charge and doesn’t want to admit he’s not.
Dad: 'I’m still in charge. I’m just taking a break.'
Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still the boss.'
Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still the main man.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad-gazing
When your dad stays on the jobsite because he thinks he’s still young and doesn’t want to admit he’s old.
Dad: 'I’m not old. I’m just seasoned.'
Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still young.'
Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still got it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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