Dad-gro

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When your dad is so angry he looks like he’s about to explode and then you realize he’s just mad because he forgot his coffee.
Dad-gro at 7:03 AM because he missed his first sip of coffee.
He yelled at the mailman for not bringing the newspaper fast enough.
He tried to kill the toaster because it didn’t pop his waffles right.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your dad’s face when he thinks he’s being funny, but it’s just him being a loud, smelly, middle-aged man.
He told a joke about his old job and it took 10 minutes.
He tried to do a karate kick and tripped over the cat.
He said, 'I was a rockstar once,' and no one believed him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your dad gets so annoyed he starts talking to the TV like it’s his best friend and it’s not even on.
He yelled at the TV for not playing his favorite show.
He asked the TV if it wanted to go out to eat.
He told the TV he was going to beat it up if it didn’t shut up.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your dad’s version of being cool is just him yelling at everything and pretending he’s in a movie.
He screamed, 'I am the legend of this house!' while eating cereal.
He shouted, 'This is the final battle!' when he spilled his coffee.
He yelled, 'I am the chosen one!' when he lost his keys.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your dad’s anger is so big it makes the dog run away and the cat hide in the closet.
He yelled at the dog for stealing his sock and the cat ran into the closet.
He was so mad he forgot to breathe for 10 seconds.
He screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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