Dad-or-Creeper
You and your friends look at a couple and try to guess if the hot girl is with her dad or with some old man who looks like he’s been stuck in a time capsule since the 70s.
That guy at the bus stop? He looks like he’s been stuck in the 70s. Definitely a creep.
My friend’s teacher? He has a face like a used sock. That’s a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the gym? He smells like old gym socks and regret. That girl is with a creep.