Dad-or-Creeper
You and your friends try to guess if a hot girl is with her dad or with some old man who looks like he’s been dead for a decade and smells like a gym sock.
That guy in the grocery store? He looks like he’s been dead for 10 years. That girl is with a creep.
My uncle’s friend? He’s got a face like a used napkin. He’s a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the movie theater? He smells like old pizza and regret. That girl is with a creep, not a dad.