Dad-stache

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A dad-stache is the worst kind of moustache. It’s like a beard and a moustache had a baby and then got hit by a truck. You only get one when your kid yells at you for eating too much pizza.
My dad’s dad-stache looks like he dipped his face in a soup pot.
I told my dad his dad-stache was worse than my uncle’s beard.
My dad’s dad-stache makes my mom look like a clean plate.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A dad-stache is what happens when a man’s face is covered in hair like a raccoon got drunk and painted it. It only grows when your kid starts calling you 'dude' instead of 'dad.'
My dad’s dad-stache is so thick, it has its own ZIP code.
My dad’s dad-stache is so bad, it gave my brother nightmares.
My dad’s dad-stache is like a hair monster living on his face.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A dad-stache is the kind of moustache that makes you want to burn your face off. It only shows up when your kid starts talking back and your wife leaves you for a guy with a clean shave.
My dad’s dad-stache is so bad, it got its own Instagram page.
My dad’s dad-stache is so thick, it’s like a curtain.
My dad’s dad-stache is so big, it’s like a second mouth.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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