Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your dad is too lazy to leave the jobsite and wants to keep chatting like he's still in high school.

Dad: 'I’m not going home yet. I got one more story to tell.'

Dad: 'I’m not done talking about that coffee I had at 3 a. m.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still on the clock.'

2

When your dad stays on the jobsite because he thinks he’s still a tough guy and doesn’t want to admit he’s tired.

Dad: 'I’m not tired. I’m just taking a break.'

Dad: 'I’m still working. I’m just working with my mouth.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still in the game.'

3

When your dad refuses to go home because he’s too proud to show he’s beat up after a twelve-hour day.

Dad: 'I’m not beat up. I’m just feeling the work.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still winning.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still a man.'

4

When your dad sits around on the jobsite like he’s still in charge and doesn’t want to admit he’s not.

Dad: 'I’m still in charge. I’m just taking a break.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still the boss.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still the main man.'

5

When your dad stays on the jobsite because he thinks he’s still young and doesn’t want to admit he’s old.

Dad: 'I’m not old. I’m just seasoned.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still young.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still got it.'

6

When your dad doesn’t want to go home because he thinks he’s still got it and doesn’t want to admit he’s slowing down.

Dad: 'I’m not slowing down. I’m just taking a break.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still got it.'

Dad: 'I’m not going home. I’m still moving.'