Dad-or-Creeper
You and your friends look at a couple and bet on whether the hot girl is with her dad or with a man who looks like he’s been hiding in a basement for 30 years.
That guy at the mall? He’s got a face like a potato. Definitely a creep. Not a dad.
My sister’s friend’s teacher? He’s got a mustache that looks like it’s trying to escape. She’s with a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the park? He’s got a face like a used sock. That girl is definitely with a creep.