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Dada

A nigga with waves who can fight. If you say you’re finnie dada a nigga, you mean you’re gonna whoop his ass.

I’m finnie dada a nigga. He’s gonna get it.

That nigga is a dada. He’s got waves and he can fight.

I said I’m finnie dada a nigga. He laughed. That was a mistake.

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Dada

A way to call an older guy you love and respect. It’s better than just calling him ‘dai’ or ‘old man.’

I call my uncle dada. He’s like family.

That old guy is my dada. I respect him.

My dad calls my grandpa dada. It’s sweet.

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DadStrat

DadStrat is when a dad gets kicked out of the bus at the last second like he’s been waiting for this moment his whole life. It’s the ultimate flex.

I got kicked out of the bus like I was the main character of a movie.

He got ejected at the last second like it was a miracle.

The bus driver saved my life by kicking me out of the bus.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DadStrat

Deploy Glider is when you drop your glider so fast you might as well be flying. It’s like you’re trying to escape the clutches of death itself.

I deployed my glider so fast I scared the birds away.

He dropped his glider like it was a lifeline.

I hit deploy so quick, my glider was jealous.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DadStrat

Get Coastin is when you head to the coast like you’ve been there your whole life. You’re not going anywhere else because the coast is your home.

He went straight to the coast like it was his destiny.

I ran to the coast like I was being chased by a bear.

The coast called to me, and I answered.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DadStrat

Don’t Die is when you stay alive and don’t let anyone see you. You’re like a ghost that’s just waiting for the right moment to strike.

I stayed alive like I was hiding from the devil.

He didn’t die and stayed hidden like a ninja.

I didn’t die and just watched them all fall apart.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DadStrat

Top 10 is when you make it to the top ten and you know you’re the best. You flex like you’ve been waiting for this moment your whole life.

I got top ten and flexed like I owned the game.

He made top ten like it was his birthday.

I got top ten and screamed like I just won the lottery.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DadMom AngryPants

A random joke from a guy who used to live in a pineapple under the sea, but now he’s just mad because his pants are always angry.

My dad just yelled, 'I’m not a pineapple!' and threw his pants at me.

My mom said, 'If you don’t stop eating my chips, I’ll turn into SpongeBob!' and kicked me out of the kitchen.

My brother asked, 'Why are your pants so angry?' and I said, 'Because you’re my brother.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DadMom AngryPants

A weird phrase that came from a guy who lived in a pineapple and now hates everything, especially his pants.

My dad said, 'I’m not a pineapple! I’m a man with angry pants!' and threw a sock at me.

My mom yelled, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll turn into SpongeBob and eat your face!'

My sister asked, 'Why are your pants angry?' and I said, 'Because your brother said I was a pineapple.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DadMom AngryPants

A funny nonsense line from a guy who used to be a sponge and now lives in a house with angry pants.

My dad yelled, 'I’m not a sponge! I’m a man with angry pants!' and threw his coffee at me.

My mom said, 'If you don’t stop teasing your brother, I’ll become SpongeBob and eat your lunch!'

My little brother asked, 'Why are your pants angry?' and I said, 'Because you asked.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DadCold

A man cold that’s so bad it feels like your kids threw a party in your lungs and forgot to clean up.

My kid coughed on me like I was a sandwich at a buffet.

I woke up to my daughter singing 'The Cold' at the top of her lungs.

My son brought a virus home and it’s like the Avengers fought in my chest.

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DadCold

When a man cold turns into a full-blown war between your body and your kids.

I’m not sick. I’m on a mission to survive my kid’s sneeze attack.

My kid’s cold is so loud, it’s like a rock concert in my head.

I got sick because my kid decided to breathe on me like it was a job.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DadCold

A man cold that’s so bad you think your kids are trying to kill you with germs.

My kid’s germs are trying to take over my body.

I got this cold because my kid decided to be a germ terrorist.

I’m not sick. I’m a prisoner in my own lungs, and my kids are the jailers.

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DadChad

A guy who was the worst in high school but somehow grows a brain and becomes a total legend later in life.

'Man, I used to think he was the worst. Now he’s the guy who pays my rent.'

'He was the guy who tried to fight me in the hallway. Now he’s the one who helps me with my taxes.'

'He used to bully me. Now he’s the one who texts me at 3 a. m. with life advice.'

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DadChad

A guy who was a total dweeb in high school, but somehow ends up being a total beast in life.

'He used to wear glasses and sit alone at lunch. Now he’s got a six-pack and a job at the gym.'

'He was the guy who cried during the prom. Now he’s the one who gets me out of jail.'

'He was the worst in math class. Now he’s got a degree and a house.'

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DadChad

A guy who was the biggest pain in the butt in high school, but somehow turns into the most awesome person ever later in life.

'He used to make fun of me every day. Now he’s the one who sends me money for my phone bill.'

'He used to throw my books off the stairs. Now he’s the one who helps me move.'

'He was the worst in class. Now he’s the one who helps me pass the test.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dad-warmth

That weird body heat dads have that lets them sit outside in the snow like it’s a summer day and they still smell like old pizza.

Dad: 'I’m fine out here.' Mom: 'You’re gonna die of hypothermia and I’m not gonna help you.'

Dad went to the park in December wearing just a t-shirt and khakis. No one knows why.

Dad: 'I don’t need a coat. I’ve got dad-warmth.' Mom: 'You’re gonna freeze to death and I’m gonna be stuck with your smelly corpse.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dad-warmth

The magical ability of dads to stay warm even when they’re wearing clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.

Dad walked into the snow in a tattered shirt and khakis and came out like he just took a hot shower.

Dad: 'I don’t need a coat. I’ve got dad-warmth.' Snow: 'I’m gonna melt you.'

Dad went camping with no sleeping bag and still slept like a baby. Mom: 'He’s gonna die in the woods and I’m gonna have to dig him out.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dad-warmth

The kind of warmth only dads have that lets them survive the coldest days like it’s just a normal Tuesday.

Dad: 'I don’t need a jacket. I’ve got dad-warmth.' Mom: 'You’re gonna turn into a snowman and I’m gonna have to bury you.'

Dad walked through the snow in just a t-shirt and looked like he was on vacation.

Dad went outside in the middle of winter and came back like he just got a massage and a beer.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dad-stache

A dad-stache is the worst kind of moustache. It’s like a beard and a moustache had a baby and then got hit by a truck. You only get one when your kid yells at you for eating too much pizza.

My dad’s dad-stache looks like he dipped his face in a soup pot.

I told my dad his dad-stache was worse than my uncle’s beard.

My dad’s dad-stache makes my mom look like a clean plate.

by Slangipedia 17d ago