DadMom AngryPants

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A random joke from a guy who used to live in a pineapple under the sea, but now he’s just mad because his pants are always angry.

My dad just yelled, 'I’m not a pineapple!' and threw his pants at me.

My mom said, 'If you don’t stop eating my chips, I’ll turn into SpongeBob!' and kicked me out of the kitchen.

My brother asked, 'Why are your pants so angry?' and I said, 'Because you’re my brother.'

A weird phrase that came from a guy who lived in a pineapple and now hates everything, especially his pants.

My dad said, 'I’m not a pineapple! I’m a man with angry pants!' and threw a sock at me.

My mom yelled, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll turn into SpongeBob and eat your face!'

My sister asked, 'Why are your pants angry?' and I said, 'Because your brother said I was a pineapple.'

A funny nonsense line from a guy who used to be a sponge and now lives in a house with angry pants.

My dad yelled, 'I’m not a sponge! I’m a man with angry pants!' and threw his coffee at me.

My mom said, 'If you don’t stop teasing your brother, I’ll become SpongeBob and eat your lunch!'

My little brother asked, 'Why are your pants angry?' and I said, 'Because you asked.'