DadMom AngryPants
A weird phrase that came from a guy who lived in a pineapple and now hates everything, especially his pants.
My dad said, 'I’m not a pineapple! I’m a man with angry pants!' and threw a sock at me.
My mom yelled, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll turn into SpongeBob and eat your face!'
My sister asked, 'Why are your pants angry?' and I said, 'Because your brother said I was a pineapple.'