DadMom AngryPants
A funny nonsense line from a guy who used to be a sponge and now lives in a house with angry pants.
My dad yelled, 'I’m not a sponge! I’m a man with angry pants!' and threw his coffee at me.
My mom said, 'If you don’t stop teasing your brother, I’ll become SpongeBob and eat your lunch!'
My little brother asked, 'Why are your pants angry?' and I said, 'Because you asked.'