Dad-warmth

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That weird body heat dads have that lets them sit outside in the snow like it’s a summer day and they still smell like old pizza.

Dad: 'I’m fine out here.' Mom: 'You’re gonna die of hypothermia and I’m not gonna help you.'

Dad went to the park in December wearing just a t-shirt and khakis. No one knows why.

Dad: 'I don’t need a coat. I’ve got dad-warmth.' Mom: 'You’re gonna freeze to death and I’m gonna be stuck with your smelly corpse.'

The magical ability of dads to stay warm even when they’re wearing clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.

Dad walked into the snow in a tattered shirt and khakis and came out like he just took a hot shower.

Dad: 'I don’t need a coat. I’ve got dad-warmth.' Snow: 'I’m gonna melt you.'

Dad went camping with no sleeping bag and still slept like a baby. Mom: 'He’s gonna die in the woods and I’m gonna have to dig him out.'

The kind of warmth only dads have that lets them survive the coldest days like it’s just a normal Tuesday.

Dad: 'I don’t need a jacket. I’ve got dad-warmth.' Mom: 'You’re gonna turn into a snowman and I’m gonna have to bury you.'

Dad walked through the snow in just a t-shirt and looked like he was on vacation.

Dad went outside in the middle of winter and came back like he just got a massage and a beer.