Dad-or-Creeper
A game where you and your friends try to figure out if a hot girl is with her dad or with some old man who looks like he’s been dead for 20 years and smells like a gym sock.
That guy at the mall? He looks like he’s been dead for 20 years. Definitely a creep.
My cousin’s teacher? He’s got a face like a used napkin. That’s a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the park? He smells like old pizza and regret. That girl is with a creep.