Discover Slang

E-vincible
You’re so strong, you could bench-press a cow and still have energy for a snack.
My uncle is e-vincible. He once wrestled a bear and won.
That guy is e-vincible. He ran a marathon in his pajamas.
My dog is e-vincible. It ate my homework and still failed the test.
E-vincible
You’re so tough, you could survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise.
My brother is e-vincible. He took a bullet and laughed.
That kid is e-vincible. He broke three bones and still kept dancing.
My neighbor is e-vincible. He once fought a robot and won.
E-value
E-value is when someone is so obsessed with you they act like a clown just to get your attention. You find it amusing but also kind of annoying.
He did a cartwheel in the hallway just to say hi.
She texted me a TikTok dance at 2 a. m.
He wore a hat made of pizza boxes to our class party.
E-value
E-value is when a person is so desperate to be noticed they do stupid stuff, and you laugh at them even though you’re tired of it.
He started singing my favorite song during math class.
She brought a whole bag of confetti to lunch just to throw it at me.
He drew my face on the blackboard with crayons.
E-value
E-value is when someone is so obsessed with you they do ridiculous things, and you can’t help but find them entertaining even if you’re annoyed.
He dressed up as a chicken for our school play just to sit next to me.
She sent me a 10-minute video of her dancing in her pajamas.
He brought a boombox to the cafeteria to play our favorite song.
E-vailable
When someone is available just to get e-mails. They sit there like a idiot, waiting for that one important e-mail, while the rest of the world is getting things done.
I've been e-vailable for 3 hours. Still no message from my ex.
I'm e-vailable and ready. Bring the e-mail, I'm waiting.
I'm e-vailable, but I'm also eating pizza. It's a tough life.
E-vailable
Being e-vailable means you're just there for e-mails. You’re not doing anything else. You're like a dog waiting for the mailman.
I'm e-vailable and I'm proud. I'm waiting for that e-mail like it's my life.
I'm e-vailable and I'm dying. Just send me the e-mail.
I’m e-vailable, but I’m also crying. It's a sad e-mail life.
E-vailable
E-vailable is when someone is available only to get e-mails. It's like being a human mailbox with a bad attitude.
I’m e-vailable and I’m not even sorry. I’m waiting for that e-mail like it’s my birthday.
I’m e-vailable and I'm bored. Just send me the e-mail already.
I’m e-vailable, and I'm also mad. That e-mail better be good.
E-vailable
E-vailable is when someone is just waiting for an e-mail, like it's the only thing that matters. They might as well be dead.
I’m e-vailable and I’m ready. Send me that e-mail or I'll scream.
I’m e-vailable and I’m hungry. But I'm waiting for that e-mail.
I'm e-vailable and I’m tired. Just send me the e-mail, please.
E-vailable
E-vailable means you're just waiting for e-mails, and nothing else. It's like you're a prisoner of the inbox.
I’m e-vailable and I'm not free. I'm waiting for that e-mail.
I’m e-vailable and I'm also a prisoner. Send me the e-mail or I’ll break out.
I'm e-vailable and I'm bored. The e-mail better be worth it.
E-vailable
E-vailable means you're only available for e-mails. You’re not doing anything else. You’re just waiting like a idiot.
I’m e-vailable and I'm waiting. I'll wait for that e-mail forever.
I'm e-vailable and I'm ready. Send me the e-mail, I'm waiting.
I’m e-vailable and I'm lazy. Just send me the e-mail.
E-toxification
When you throw your phone out the window and swear off all screens like they’re your ex.
My phone died. I cried. I took a shower. I forgot my password.
I tried to text my mom. I got a text back. I fell to my knees.
I turned off my phone. My dog died. I didn’t care.
E-toxification
Trying to live without your phone is like trying to breathe without oxygen and your lungs are made of lava.
I tried to do my homework. My phone buzzed. I failed my test. My dog laughed.
I tried to eat dinner. My phone buzzed. I ate my phone. My mom called the hospital.
I tried to sleep. My phone buzzed. I got a text from my ex. I got a text from my ex’s ex.
E-toxification
Getting off your devices is like kicking a habit that has been living in your brain for 10 years and it’s mad at you.
I tried to read a book. My phone buzzed. I read a tweet. I got distracted. I forgot the plot.
I tried to go to bed. My phone buzzed. I opened Instagram. I posted a selfie. I woke up at 3 AM.
I tried to eat breakfast. My phone buzzed. I opened TikTok. I danced. I spilled my cereal.
E-town High School
E-town High School is a bunch of fake bimbos and losers. Upperclassmen flirt with freshmen like they're stupid, and it's gross. Most girls are hoes, and the guys are ugly fakes. You're either in the cool crowd, a goth, or a weird kid. No middle ground.
Bro, why are you talking to that freshman? She’s like 12!
I’m not even in the cool group, and I’m already getting texts from the popular kids.
Why are you even here? You’re not cool, you’re not goth, you’re just... weird.
E-town High School
E-town is full of hoes and ugly boys. Relationships are short and cringe, and everyone posts their breakups online like it’s a big deal. Nobody cares, but they still do it anyway.
My ex broke up with me and posted it on Instagram. I got 2 likes.
My relationship lasted 1 day. Then I blocked him.
Why do you post your breakups on TikTok? Nobody even watches your videos.
E-town High School
E-town High is the worst. Popular kids are stuck up and don’t even talk to you unless you’re in their group. Try being friends with them, and you’ll get ignored or laughed at.
I tried to talk to the popular girl, and she said, 'I don’t even know you.'
I asked the popular guy for a drink, and he said, 'You’re not cool enough.'
I tried to be friends with the popular kids, and now I’m just the weird kid.
E-town High School
E-town High is where everyone is fake. Girls are hoes, guys are ugly, and relationships die in 2 days. You’re either cool, goth, or weird. No other options.
I tried to be friends with the cool kids, but they just ignored me.
My relationship ended in 1 day. Then she posted it on Twitter.
Why do you have to be cool or goth? Can’t you just be normal?
E-town High School
E-town is a school full of fake hoes and ugly guys. Relationships are cringe and don’t last. Everyone is either popular, goth, or weird. You have to pick one.
I tried to date the popular guy, and it was the worst. We broke up after 2 days.
Why do you have to be goth or weird? Can’t you just be normal?
My ex posted our breakup on TikTok. I got 1 like.
E-town High School
E-town High is full of losers and stuck-up kids. Most of the girls are hoes, and the guys are ugly. You’re either in the cool group, goth, or weird. No other options.
Why do you have to be in the cool group? Can’t you just be normal?
My ex broke up with me and posted it online. I got 3 likes.
I asked the popular guy for a drink, and he said no.
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