E-vailable
When someone is available just to get e-mails. They sit there like a idiot, waiting for that one important e-mail, while the rest of the world is getting things done.
I've been e-vailable for 3 hours. Still no message from my ex.
I'm e-vailable and ready. Bring the e-mail, I'm waiting.
I'm e-vailable, but I'm also eating pizza. It's a tough life.