E-vailable

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When someone is available just to get e-mails. They sit there like a idiot, waiting for that one important e-mail, while the rest of the world is getting things done.

I've been e-vailable for 3 hours. Still no message from my ex.

I'm e-vailable and ready. Bring the e-mail, I'm waiting.

I'm e-vailable, but I'm also eating pizza. It's a tough life.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Being e-vailable means you're just there for e-mails. You’re not doing anything else. You're like a dog waiting for the mailman.

I'm e-vailable and I'm proud. I'm waiting for that e-mail like it's my life.

I'm e-vailable and I'm dying. Just send me the e-mail.

I’m e-vailable, but I’m also crying. It's a sad e-mail life.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-vailable is when someone is available only to get e-mails. It's like being a human mailbox with a bad attitude.

I’m e-vailable and I’m not even sorry. I’m waiting for that e-mail like it’s my birthday.

I’m e-vailable and I'm bored. Just send me the e-mail already.

I’m e-vailable, and I'm also mad. That e-mail better be good.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-vailable is when someone is just waiting for an e-mail, like it's the only thing that matters. They might as well be dead.

I’m e-vailable and I’m ready. Send me that e-mail or I'll scream.

I’m e-vailable and I’m hungry. But I'm waiting for that e-mail.

I'm e-vailable and I’m tired. Just send me the e-mail, please.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-vailable means you're just waiting for e-mails, and nothing else. It's like you're a prisoner of the inbox.

I’m e-vailable and I'm not free. I'm waiting for that e-mail.

I’m e-vailable and I'm also a prisoner. Send me the e-mail or I’ll break out.

I'm e-vailable and I'm bored. The e-mail better be worth it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-vailable means you're only available for e-mails. You’re not doing anything else. You’re just waiting like a idiot.

I’m e-vailable and I'm waiting. I'll wait for that e-mail forever.

I'm e-vailable and I'm ready. Send me the e-mail, I'm waiting.

I’m e-vailable and I'm lazy. Just send me the e-mail.

by Slangipedia 14d ago