E-vailable - E-vailable means you're only available for e-mails. You’re n

E-vailable means you're only available for e-mails. You’re not doing anything else. You’re just waiting like a idiot.

I’m e-vailable and I'm waiting. I'll wait for that e-mail forever.

I'm e-vailable and I'm ready. Send me the e-mail, I'm waiting.

I’m e-vailable and I'm lazy. Just send me the e-mail.