E-vailable - Being e-vailable means you're just there for e-mails. You’re

Being e-vailable means you're just there for e-mails. You’re not doing anything else. You're like a dog waiting for the mailman.

I'm e-vailable and I'm proud. I'm waiting for that e-mail like it's my life.

I'm e-vailable and I'm dying. Just send me the e-mail.

I’m e-vailable, but I’m also crying. It's a sad e-mail life.