E-vailable
E-vailable is when someone is just waiting for an e-mail, like it's the only thing that matters. They might as well be dead.
I’m e-vailable and I’m ready. Send me that e-mail or I'll scream.
I’m e-vailable and I’m hungry. But I'm waiting for that e-mail.
I'm e-vailable and I’m tired. Just send me the e-mail, please.
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