E-town High School

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E-town High School is a bunch of fake bimbos and losers. Upperclassmen flirt with freshmen like they're stupid, and it's gross. Most girls are hoes, and the guys are ugly fakes. You're either in the cool crowd, a goth, or a weird kid. No middle ground.

Bro, why are you talking to that freshman? She’s like 12!

I’m not even in the cool group, and I’m already getting texts from the popular kids.

Why are you even here? You’re not cool, you’re not goth, you’re just... weird.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-town is full of hoes and ugly boys. Relationships are short and cringe, and everyone posts their breakups online like it’s a big deal. Nobody cares, but they still do it anyway.

My ex broke up with me and posted it on Instagram. I got 2 likes.

My relationship lasted 1 day. Then I blocked him.

Why do you post your breakups on TikTok? Nobody even watches your videos.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-town High is the worst. Popular kids are stuck up and don’t even talk to you unless you’re in their group. Try being friends with them, and you’ll get ignored or laughed at.

I tried to talk to the popular girl, and she said, 'I don’t even know you.'

I asked the popular guy for a drink, and he said, 'You’re not cool enough.'

I tried to be friends with the popular kids, and now I’m just the weird kid.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-town High is where everyone is fake. Girls are hoes, guys are ugly, and relationships die in 2 days. You’re either cool, goth, or weird. No other options.

I tried to be friends with the cool kids, but they just ignored me.

My relationship ended in 1 day. Then she posted it on Twitter.

Why do you have to be cool or goth? Can’t you just be normal?

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-town is a school full of fake hoes and ugly guys. Relationships are cringe and don’t last. Everyone is either popular, goth, or weird. You have to pick one.

I tried to date the popular guy, and it was the worst. We broke up after 2 days.

Why do you have to be goth or weird? Can’t you just be normal?

My ex posted our breakup on TikTok. I got 1 like.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-town High is full of losers and stuck-up kids. Most of the girls are hoes, and the guys are ugly. You’re either in the cool group, goth, or weird. No other options.

Why do you have to be in the cool group? Can’t you just be normal?

My ex broke up with me and posted it online. I got 3 likes.

I asked the popular guy for a drink, and he said no.

by Slangipedia 14d ago