E-value

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E-value is when someone is so obsessed with you they act like a clown just to get your attention. You find it amusing but also kind of annoying.

He did a cartwheel in the hallway just to say hi.

She texted me a TikTok dance at 2 a. m.

He wore a hat made of pizza boxes to our class party.

E-value is when a person is so desperate to be noticed they do stupid stuff, and you laugh at them even though you’re tired of it.

He started singing my favorite song during math class.

She brought a whole bag of confetti to lunch just to throw it at me.

He drew my face on the blackboard with crayons.

E-value is when someone is so obsessed with you they do ridiculous things, and you can’t help but find them entertaining even if you’re annoyed.

He dressed up as a chicken for our school play just to sit next to me.

She sent me a 10-minute video of her dancing in her pajamas.

He brought a boombox to the cafeteria to play our favorite song.