E-ween
A made-up name for a weenie that geeks yell at each other about in online fights
'Your E-ween is a joke!' he yelled in the Discord server.
She replied, 'Don’t talk about E-ween, you loser.'
He texted me, 'You’re E-ween is a disgrace.'
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E-ween
A silly term for a peen that kids on forums brag about like it’s the end of the world
'I have the biggest E-ween in the game!' he posted on the Minecraft forum.
She said, 'Don’t even talk about E-ween, you’re embarrassing.'
He texted me, 'Your E-ween is tiny, loser.'
E-ween
A fake word that nerds use to make themselves feel big when they’re just sad little weenies
'My E-ween is so big it’s legendary!' he wrote in a Reddit thread.
She said, 'You’re just sad because your E-ween is small.'
He DM’d me, 'You’re E-ween is so tiny it’s pathetic.'
E-ween
A ridiculous term that kids use to argue about in video game chats like it matters
'You have no chance, your E-ween is weak!' he said in the game chat.
She replied, 'Don’t talk about E-ween, you’re a joke.'
He texted me, 'Your E-ween is so small it’s not even funny.'
E-ween
A fake name for a weenie that geeks use to start fights in online communities
'Your E-ween is tiny, I’m just getting started!' he wrote in the comment section.
She replied, 'You’re lucky your E-ween isn’t even real.'
He DM’d me, 'You’re E-ween is the worst.'
E-waz
When you pee your pants while high as a kite and your brain is melting.
I peed my pants like a baby while I was tripping balls.
My pants were soaked and I was laughing like a maniac.
I tried to hold it but I was too high and I just let it go.
E-waz
The moment you lose control of your bladder and your mind at the same time.
I peed my pants and my brain was gone, man.
I was so stoned I forgot I had a full bladder.
I peed on the floor and I didn’t even care.
E-waz
When you’re so wasted you can’t even remember your own name, and you end up peeing your pants.
I peed my pants and I didn’t even know who I was.
I was so wasted I peed in my pants like it was a normal thing.
I peed my pants and I was like, 'Who the hell is this guy?'
E-way’d
A Minnesota way to kick a woman out of a moving car on the highway after she gives everyone a blow job. It also works for a guy who gets tossed out for no reason and just gets yelled at.
My cousin got E-way’d after she gave the whole football team a BJ on the highway.
He was E-way’d because he didn’t know the password to the car.
She was E-way’d mid-conversation and landed on a hot dog stand.
E-way’d
When a woman is flung from a car on the expressway after giving oral sex to everyone. Also happens to guys who get tossed out with no warning and just get cursed at.
She got E-way’d after giving the whole group a BJ while the car was moving.
He got E-way’d because he forgot to bring the snacks.
She got E-way’d right in front of the school and landed on a cop.
E-way’d
A Minnesota thing where a woman gets thrown out of a car on the highway after giving everyone a BJ. Men can also get E-way’d if they do something stupid or just get yelled at.
She got E-way’d because she gave the entire bus a BJ and forgot to wear pants.
He got E-way’d for arguing with the driver about the radio.
She got E-way’d mid-BJ and landed in a parking lot.
E-wail
A smelly e-mail full of complaints, like when you’re too mad to take a shower and you send it to a company because they messed you up.
I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of your service.
You gave me a broken sandwich. I’m not eating it. I’m sending you a letter.
I’m not crying. I’m just writing this e-mail with tears.
E-wail
A dirty e-mail that screams at a company like they’re the last person on Earth and you’re the last person who can stand them.
You’re the worst. I’m not even going to finish this e-mail.
I’m giving you a zero for your service. No mercy.
I just wanted my coffee. Now I have this e-mail and a headache.
E-wail
A messy e-mail that’s full of rage, like when you’re too angry to type straight and you just throw words at a company.
Your service is the worst. I’m not even kidding.
I got a burnt burger. I’m sending you this e-mail in all caps.
I just wanted to say ‘goodbye’ but now I’m yelling at you.
E-wail
A loud e-mail that sounds like you’re yelling at a company from the other side of the world because you’re that mad.
You’re the worst company ever. I’m not even going to say it again.
I got a bad cup of coffee. I’m writing you a letter and I’m not done.
I’m not mad. I’m just tired of your bad service.
E-wail
A grumpy e-mail you send when you’re too annoyed to be polite and you just want the company to suffer.
You messed me up. I’m not even going to explain it.
I got a broken phone. I’m writing you a letter and I’m not done.
I just wanted to say thank you. Now I’m being mean.
E-wail
A loud, angry e-mail that sounds like you just got fired and you’re taking it out on the company.
I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of your bad service.
You gave me a broken burger. I’m not eating it. I’m sending you a letter.
I just wanted to say ‘goodbye’ but now I’m yelling at you.
E-voiding
When you block someone on social media just because they're a pain in the ass and you're too cheap to delete them so you can keep your 300 friends instead of 299.
I blocked my ex because she kept texting me at 2 a. m. and I didn't want to lose my 300 friends.
My cousin is always tagging me in stupid memes. I blocked her and now she's mad.
My mom keeps messaging me about my brother. I blocked her because I'm not getting dragged into their drama again.
E-voiding
Using electronic stuff like Facebook, email, or texts to avoid someone because you're too lazy to talk to them face to face.
Instead of talking to my teacher, I just ignored her messages. She thought I was sick.
My friend texts me all the time. I never reply. I'm e-voiding him.
I got 100 emails from my old job. I didn't reply to any of them. I e-voided them all.
E-vincible
So tough you could punch a brick wall and it would cry.
My cousin is e-vincible. He once bit a bullet and it bit back.
This kid is e-vincible. He fought three teachers at once and won.
That dog is e-vincible. It chased a firetruck halfway across the city.