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E-work

Work you do on a computer, but it's just paperwork with more screens and less sense.

E-work is like paperwork, but you’re just typing the same thing in a different font.

I did e-work for my job. It’s like paperwork, but with a side of eye strain and a big middle finger.

My boss said e-work is better. I said it's just paperwork with a computer and a curse.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-work

Work done on a computer, but it feels like your brain is being grilled.

I did e-work for my job. It’s like my brain is in a frying pan.

My boss said e-work is easier. I said it’s just easier to hate.

E-work is like paperwork but with a side of screen time and a big middle finger.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-wood Egg Nog

You shove an egg up a girl's ass before you fuck her. When you pull out, the egg cracks and you catch the egg and butt juice in a cup. Then you dump it on her head like it's a party trick.

I dropped the egg nog on her head and she screamed like a baby.

I used a chicken egg and it was so gross it was like a horror movie.

I drank the egg nog and it tasted like regret.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-wood Egg Nog

You put an egg in a girl's ass before you bang her. When you pull out, the egg breaks and you pour the mess on her head or chug it like a tough guy.

I chugged the egg nog and it felt like I swallowed a fart.

I dumped the egg nog on her head and she cried like a toddler.

The egg nog was so bad it made me vomit.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-wood Egg Nog

You shove an egg up a girl's ass before you get busy. When you're done, the egg cracks and you dump the egg and butt juice on her or drink it like it's a challenge.

I drank the egg nog and it felt like I was drinking a monster's guts.

I dumped the egg nog on her head and she ran away.

I did the egg nog challenge and it was the worst thing I ever did.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-wit

When you sit there like a brain-dead donkey for two days thinking up some lame joke to post online, pretending you're clever when you're really just a sweaty loser who can't think fast.

I spent 48 hours thinking of a pun about pizza. It was 'I'm a pie-erson.' No one cared.

I posted a meme about cats 3 days after it came out. I looked like a ghost in a crowd.

I tried to make a joke about the weather. It was 'It's raining, and I'm feeling wet.' My dog laughed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-wit

You're too much of a coward to say something smart in real life, so you sit in your bedroom like a rat and type out some stupid comment online to look cool.

I took 2 days to type 'I'm not fat, I'm a medium.' No one believed me.

I posted 'I'm a legend.' 3 days later. My cousin said I was a legend of stupidity.

I thought of a joke about math. It was 'I hate algebra. I’m bad at it.' My math teacher cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-wit

You’re such a dumbass that you think about what to say online for days, but when you finally post it, it's so bad it makes your mom cry.

I thought of a joke about dogs for 2 days. It was 'I'm a dog person. I like dogs.' My dog said I was a joke person.

I took 3 days to write 'I eat pizza.' It was the worst thing I ever posted.

I posted a joke about school 3 days after it happened. It was 'I hate school.' My teacher said I was the worst student ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-wit

You act like you're clever online, but you're just a lazy loser who can't come up with anything good to say without taking forever.

I thought of a joke about the internet for 2 days. It was 'The internet is cool.' Everyone said I was cool.

I posted a meme 3 days after it was popular. I looked like a ghost.

I thought of a comment about food. It was 'I like food.' My mom said I was a food person.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-wit

You're a total idiot who wastes 2 days thinking of a joke that's so bad it makes your friends laugh at you.

I thought of a joke about cats for 2 days. It was 'I'm a cat person.' My cat said I was a joke person.

I posted 'I'm a legend' 3 days after it was funny. I looked like a weirdo.

I took 2 days to type 'I like pizza.' No one cared.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-whore God

A total E-whoring legend who doesn't even have to try. He just sits there like a king while everyone else is slaving away. He's got money falling out of his pockets and a reputation so big it could crush a newbie.

I wish I was that rich and lazy. You're like a god, bro.

How do you even sleep with that much money?

You're not human. You're a legend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-whore God

This guy is so good at E-whoring, he doesn't even need to use his brain. He just lets everything run on auto-pilot and keeps getting richer while the rest of us are crying over failed accounts.

You're like a machine, man. I'm just a human with a headache.

I’m jealous of your success. You don’t even try.

You’re the E-whoring version of a boss.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-whore God

This E-whoring god doesn’t even have to lift a finger. He’s got everything set up like a buffet, and he’s just there eating the money while we’re still trying to get our first traffic.

You’re like a god with a wallet full of cash. I’m just a broke newbie.

You don’t even need to blink. I’m still struggling with my first account.

You’re so good, you could teach a class on how to be lazy.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-whon

A fancy grocery store where the prices are so high you'd need a second job just to afford one bag of chips. It's located in SoCal and only the rich and the slightly rich go there.

My mom went to E-whon and came back with a bag of pricy snacks and a $500 bill.

I asked my dad if we could go to E-whon. He said no and then I got grounded.

E-whon is where the rich people shop and I just watch them from the sidewalk.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-whon

The most expensive grocery store in the world. You can buy a loaf of bread that costs more than your allowance. It's in Southern California and only the cool kids go there.

My friend bought a sandwich from E-whon and it cost more than my lunch for the whole week.

I saw a guy buy a water bottle at E-whon and it was like $20.

E-whon is where my rich cousin shops and I just wish I could go there.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-whon

A place where you can buy groceries, but the prices are so insane you'd think you're shopping at a luxury mall. It's in SoCal and only the rich or the slightly rich can afford it.

My dad said he went to E-whon and bought a bag of chips for $10. I thought he was lying.

E-whon is the only place my mom goes to buy groceries and she spends like a thousand dollars every week.

I tried to go to E-whon with my friend, but we got kicked out because we couldn't pay.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-whipped

A guy so whipped by his girlfriend he lets her pick his online profile pics and status updates. He’s like a dog with a collar and a leash.

My ex changed my Facebook bio to 'I love my girlfriend and my girlfriend's cat.'

He let his girlfriend post a picture of him eating pizza for his Myspace avatar.

His friend asked him why he had 200 friends on Friendster and he said, 'She added them all.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-whipped

When your love life is ruined by social media. You’re too busy liking posts and commenting to actually have sex.

I spent 3 hours replying to her Instagram story and she texted me, 'You never reply to my texts.'

He was too busy watching her TikTok dances to notice she was cheating on him.

She unfollowed him on Twitter and he cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-whipped

A guy who’s a total cockface and also a pussy whipped. He’s like a bad pizza, messy and inedible.

He called his girlfriend 'the love of my life' and then called her a 'stupid cow' in the same sentence.

He said he’d break up with her, then texted her 10 times in a row.

He was a Deuschbag at school and a Pw at home, nobody knew what to do with him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-ween

A stupid word nerds use for their tiny dongs when they think they or someone else has a bigger one

'My E-ween is longer than yours!' said a guy in the comments of a Fortnite stream.

She posted a meme saying 'E-ween is just a lie.'

He DM'd me, 'You’re lucky your E-ween isn’t a joke.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago