E-whore God
This guy is so good at E-whoring, he doesn't even need to use his brain. He just lets everything run on auto-pilot and keeps getting richer while the rest of us are crying over failed accounts.
You're like a machine, man. I'm just a human with a headache.
I’m jealous of your success. You don’t even try.
You’re the E-whoring version of a boss.