E-wit
You’re such a dumbass that you think about what to say online for days, but when you finally post it, it's so bad it makes your mom cry.
I thought of a joke about dogs for 2 days. It was 'I'm a dog person. I like dogs.' My dog said I was a joke person.
I took 3 days to write 'I eat pizza.' It was the worst thing I ever posted.
I posted a joke about school 3 days after it happened. It was 'I hate school.' My teacher said I was the worst student ever.