E-wit

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When you sit there like a brain-dead donkey for two days thinking up some lame joke to post online, pretending you're clever when you're really just a sweaty loser who can't think fast.

I spent 48 hours thinking of a pun about pizza. It was 'I'm a pie-erson.' No one cared.

I posted a meme about cats 3 days after it came out. I looked like a ghost in a crowd.

I tried to make a joke about the weather. It was 'It's raining, and I'm feeling wet.' My dog laughed.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're too much of a coward to say something smart in real life, so you sit in your bedroom like a rat and type out some stupid comment online to look cool.

I took 2 days to type 'I'm not fat, I'm a medium.' No one believed me.

I posted 'I'm a legend.' 3 days later. My cousin said I was a legend of stupidity.

I thought of a joke about math. It was 'I hate algebra. I’m bad at it.' My math teacher cried.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You’re such a dumbass that you think about what to say online for days, but when you finally post it, it's so bad it makes your mom cry.

I thought of a joke about dogs for 2 days. It was 'I'm a dog person. I like dogs.' My dog said I was a joke person.

I took 3 days to write 'I eat pizza.' It was the worst thing I ever posted.

I posted a joke about school 3 days after it happened. It was 'I hate school.' My teacher said I was the worst student ever.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You act like you're clever online, but you're just a lazy loser who can't come up with anything good to say without taking forever.

I thought of a joke about the internet for 2 days. It was 'The internet is cool.' Everyone said I was cool.

I posted a meme 3 days after it was popular. I looked like a ghost.

I thought of a comment about food. It was 'I like food.' My mom said I was a food person.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're a total idiot who wastes 2 days thinking of a joke that's so bad it makes your friends laugh at you.

I thought of a joke about cats for 2 days. It was 'I'm a cat person.' My cat said I was a joke person.

I posted 'I'm a legend' 3 days after it was funny. I looked like a weirdo.

I took 2 days to type 'I like pizza.' No one cared.

by Slangipedia 14d ago