E-wit - You're a total idiot who wastes 2 days thinking of a joke th

You're a total idiot who wastes 2 days thinking of a joke that's so bad it makes your friends laugh at you.

I thought of a joke about cats for 2 days. It was 'I'm a cat person.' My cat said I was a joke person.

I posted 'I'm a legend' 3 days after it was funny. I looked like a weirdo.

I took 2 days to type 'I like pizza.' No one cared.