E-wood Egg Nog
You put an egg in a girl's ass before you bang her. When you pull out, the egg breaks and you pour the mess on her head or chug it like a tough guy.
I chugged the egg nog and it felt like I swallowed a fart.
I dumped the egg nog on her head and she cried like a toddler.
The egg nog was so bad it made me vomit.