E-wood Egg Nog

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You shove an egg up a girl's ass before you fuck her. When you pull out, the egg cracks and you catch the egg and butt juice in a cup. Then you dump it on her head like it's a party trick.
I dropped the egg nog on her head and she screamed like a baby.
I used a chicken egg and it was so gross it was like a horror movie.
I drank the egg nog and it tasted like regret.
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You put an egg in a girl's ass before you bang her. When you pull out, the egg breaks and you pour the mess on her head or chug it like a tough guy.
I chugged the egg nog and it felt like I swallowed a fart.
I dumped the egg nog on her head and she cried like a toddler.
The egg nog was so bad it made me vomit.
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You shove an egg up a girl's ass before you get busy. When you're done, the egg cracks and you dump the egg and butt juice on her or drink it like it's a challenge.
I drank the egg nog and it felt like I was drinking a monster's guts.
I dumped the egg nog on her head and she ran away.
I did the egg nog challenge and it was the worst thing I ever did.
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