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E. Cheapus Rentucabrus
E. Cheapus Rentucabrus is a spineless, cheap, good-for-nothing creature that lives off its girlfriend’s money like a fat kid at a buffet. It brags about its mortgage payments like it just won the lottery and ignores the dying like they’re just a bad text.
I just got my mortgage paid by my girlfriend. I’m rich. You’re poor. You’re dead. Whatever.
I don’t answer my mom’s calls. She’s not important. My girlfriend is.
I’m rich now. I’m gonna brag about it. You can’t even afford a phone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Cheapus Rentucabrus
E. Cheapus Rentucabrus has a flat chest, stretch marks like a cheeseburger, and eyes that look like they’ve been dipped in dirt. It eats your girlfriend’s money and still says it’s not a problem.
My girlfriend pays my bills. I don’t even have to work. You’re still working? Sad.
I got stretch marks from eating too much and not doing anything. You got nothing.
I don’t care if your mom is dying. She didn’t pay my mortgage.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Cheapus Rentucabrus
E. Cheapus Rentucabrus is a good-for-nothing, spineless creature that doesn’t work, doesn’t pay bills, and still talks about how rich it is. It ignores the dying because it’s too busy bragging.
I got my mortgage paid by my girlfriend. I’m rich. You’re broke. You’re dead. Whatever.
I don’t work. I don’t pay bills. I just brag. You’re still alive? That’s sad.
My eyes are crusty. My chest is flat. My life is sad. But I’m rich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Buzz
The smelly dog from Poltergeist who hates your mom and eats your homework
My dog is like E. Buzz but with more bad breath and less homework.
E. Buzz is the reason I failed math last year.
That dog from Poltergeist is my nemesis.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Buzz
The dog from Poltergeist who poops on your shoes and laughs at your failures
E. Buzz pooped on my shoes and my math test at the same time.
That dog from Poltergeist is a total loser.
I saw E. Buzz and my life got worse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Buzz
The dog from Poltergeist who is basically the devil in dog form
E. Buzz is the devil and he knows it.
I saw the devil in dog form and it was terrifying.
The dog from Poltergeist is the devil and I believe it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Brown's Disease
A family curse that makes your eyes pop out and your butt let loose like a broken fire hydrant.
My cousin’s eyes looked like they were about to explode, and his pants were soaked. Classic E. Brown's Disease.
She cried during the movie, and her eyes popped out. Her pants were a mess. So typical.
He walked into the room, and his eyes were half out. His pants were dripping. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Brown's Disease
A sickness that makes your eyes fall out and your bowels lose all respect for gravity.
At the family reunion, my uncle’s eyes rolled out of his head. His pants were a flood zone.
She had to leave the party because her eyes were on the floor and her pants were soaked.
He sat down and his eyes came out. His pants were like a pond.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E. Brown's Disease
A hereditary mess that makes your eyes float out and your butt spray everywhere like a fire hose.
My dad’s eyes were floating in the air, and his pants were soaked from the butt storm.
She came in with her eyes floating and her pants soaked. It was a mess.
He looked like a mad scientist, with eyes floating and a butt spray that could take down a wall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-you're
A grumpy person who thinks everyone writes like a toddler and yells at every mistake they see online.
He DM'd me: 'You spelled 'everybody' wrong. I'm not even mad.'
He commented on my tweet: 'This is the worst paragraph I've ever read. Ever.'
He wrote a whole essay on why 'literally' isn't a real word.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-you're
A person who sees every typo like it personally insulted them and will not stop correcting it.
He said, 'You used 'their' when you meant 'there.' I'm not even alive anymore.'
He replied to my post with a 10-line explanation of why 'affect' and 'effect' are different.
He sent me a message: 'You used 'you're' wrong. I'm gonna cry.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-you're
A guy who thinks he’s the only one who knows how to use words and gets mad when people mess it up.
He said, 'You used 'your' when it should be 'you're.' I'm gonna die of shame.'
He posted a 500-word essay about how 'I'm' isn't a word.
He texted me: 'You wrote 'everybody' wrong. I'm not even real anymore.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-you're
A person who acts like they're the king of the internet and yells at everyone for their mistakes.
He said, 'You spelled 'everybody' wrong. I'm not even alive anymore.'
He texted me: 'You used 'their' when it should be 'there.' I'm gonna cry.'
He posted a comment: 'You used 'your' wrong. I'm not even a person anymore.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-you're
A person who gets so mad at people's grammar that they start a war in the comments section.
He said, 'You used 'you're' wrong. I'm gonna start a war.'
He posted: 'You spelled 'everybody' wrong. I'm not even real anymore.'
He replied to my tweet with a 300-word rant about 'affect' and 'effect'.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-you're
A person who thinks they're the best at grammar and yells at everyone who isn't.
He said, 'You used 'their' when you meant 'there.' I'm not even alive.'
He posted: 'You spelled 'everybody' wrong. I'm gonna cry.'
He DM'd me: 'You used 'your' wrong. I'm not even real.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-yawn
When someone yawns online and it makes you yawn so hard you feel like you're gonna puke
My cousin saw a video of a baby yawning and now I'm stuck in a yawn war.
I clicked a meme and now my whole class is yawn-fighting me.
My dog saw my tweet and yawned so loud it scared the mailman.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-yawn
Yawning on the internet makes someone else yawn so hard they might pass gas or lose control of their bladder
My mom saw my post and yawned so hard she peed on the floor.
My friend's cat saw my live stream and yawned so loud it woke up the neighbors.
I posted a yawn and now my uncle is yawn-farting at work.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-work
Work done on a computer. Like paperwork, but with more screen time and less paper to burn.
My boss said I had to do e-work instead of filing papers. I told him I’d rather burn the office.
I spent three hours on e-work for a single email. My brain is now a mess.
My mom calls e-work 'the new paperwork' but it's just a fancy word for being annoyed by a computer.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-work
When you do work on a computer, but it feels like your brain is being microwaved.
I did e-work for five hours. My brain is now a scrambled egg.
My boss said e-work was easier. I said it was just easier to hate.
I did e-work for my job and my cat did e-work for my soul.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-work
A fancy way of saying you're stuck in front of a computer, doing work that feels like a punishment.
E-work is just paperwork with a side of eye strain and a big middle finger.
My boss said e-work was the future. I said the future is me crying into my keyboard.
I did e-work for my job. My dog did e-work for my sanity.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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