E. Cheapus Rentucabrus
E. Cheapus Rentucabrus has a flat chest, stretch marks like a cheeseburger, and eyes that look like they’ve been dipped in dirt. It eats your girlfriend’s money and still says it’s not a problem.
My girlfriend pays my bills. I don’t even have to work. You’re still working? Sad.
I got stretch marks from eating too much and not doing anything. You got nothing.
I don’t care if your mom is dying. She didn’t pay my mortgage.