E. Cheapus Rentucabrus

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E. Cheapus Rentucabrus is a spineless, cheap, good-for-nothing creature that lives off its girlfriend’s money like a fat kid at a buffet. It brags about its mortgage payments like it just won the lottery and ignores the dying like they’re just a bad text.

I just got my mortgage paid by my girlfriend. I’m rich. You’re poor. You’re dead. Whatever.

I don’t answer my mom’s calls. She’s not important. My girlfriend is.

I’m rich now. I’m gonna brag about it. You can’t even afford a phone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E. Cheapus Rentucabrus has a flat chest, stretch marks like a cheeseburger, and eyes that look like they’ve been dipped in dirt. It eats your girlfriend’s money and still says it’s not a problem.

My girlfriend pays my bills. I don’t even have to work. You’re still working? Sad.

I got stretch marks from eating too much and not doing anything. You got nothing.

I don’t care if your mom is dying. She didn’t pay my mortgage.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E. Cheapus Rentucabrus is a good-for-nothing, spineless creature that doesn’t work, doesn’t pay bills, and still talks about how rich it is. It ignores the dying because it’s too busy bragging.

I got my mortgage paid by my girlfriend. I’m rich. You’re broke. You’re dead. Whatever.

I don’t work. I don’t pay bills. I just brag. You’re still alive? That’s sad.

My eyes are crusty. My chest is flat. My life is sad. But I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 16d ago