E. Brown's Disease

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A family curse that makes your eyes pop out and your butt let loose like a broken fire hydrant.
My cousin’s eyes looked like they were about to explode, and his pants were soaked. Classic E. Brown's Disease.
She cried during the movie, and her eyes popped out. Her pants were a mess. So typical.
He walked into the room, and his eyes were half out. His pants were dripping. It was a disaster.
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A sickness that makes your eyes fall out and your bowels lose all respect for gravity.
At the family reunion, my uncle’s eyes rolled out of his head. His pants were a flood zone.
She had to leave the party because her eyes were on the floor and her pants were soaked.
He sat down and his eyes came out. His pants were like a pond.
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A hereditary mess that makes your eyes float out and your butt spray everywhere like a fire hose.
My dad’s eyes were floating in the air, and his pants were soaked from the butt storm.
She came in with her eyes floating and her pants soaked. It was a mess.
He looked like a mad scientist, with eyes floating and a butt spray that could take down a wall.
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