E-you're
A guy who thinks he’s the only one who knows how to use words and gets mad when people mess it up.
He said, 'You used 'your' when it should be 'you're.' I'm gonna die of shame.'
He posted a 500-word essay about how 'I'm' isn't a word.
He texted me: 'You wrote 'everybody' wrong. I'm not even real anymore.'